As a fashion accessory blogger, I have endless
opportunities to write about the hottest new trends in scarves,
necklaces, earrings etc., but “hot new bras” is generally not at the top
of my list of exciting things to write about. I mean I don’t know a
woman who doesn’t have issues with her boobs. My personal story is
common. My breasts started sagging from about age 15…I am not kidding.
Then over the years, I lost weight, gained weight, lost weight, gained
weight….lost weight, lost more weight… then I had kids, breast fed, lost
baby weight, gained weight, didn’t take care of myself so I gained more
weight, went through peri-menopause (no words to describe) and now,
gravity has waged war on my whole freaking body and my boobs are along
for that ride as well. So my breasts are not in their original
location, my nipples are in the downward dog position and if you have
ever put a bean bag in a sock…you get an idea of my breasts’ overall
shape.
But I am not O.L.D. I
still want to wear pretty clothes, feel sexy and look put together and I
want my breasts to be in the right place…meaning I don’t want to sling
them across my shoulder like a continental soldier! Now, we all know
that bras, shapers and other undergarments are called “foundations”
because they really set the stage for the whole fashion ensemble. But, I
haven’t gotten excited about them since SPANX came on the scene and
smoothed out my muffin top! Now with all the gorgeous backless, side
–less, and /or plunging tops in diaphanous flowing fabrics on the
market…the question always lurks…what the heck type of bra do I where
under this?
First let me step
back and say…I HATE STRAPLESS BRAS! They are so uncomfortable, they dig
all around the band but my boobs flow out the top or they kinda jiggle
around in there like jello. I am not sure there is any lifting going on
with the strapless bras I have tried, they are ridiculous contraptions
that frankly are fooling no one. Am I the only one who has had one
literally rotate half way around my body or how about that super
attractive roll of back fat they create above and underneath the band?
I especially love when I move one way and the strapless bra goes the
other way. So, when I say, I hate strapless bras, I have good reason.
They aren’t flattering and at least for me with my DD’s, they do nothing
to lift at all. So I can’t go sans bra, I hate strapless bras…what is a
girl to do?
Enter, the Bring It
Up Breast Shapers….and I have to say…they are “drop the mic” A.MAZ.ING.
They look like two pieces of oblong shaped bologna (they are actually
made of silicone so don’t try to snack on them) that are applied under
the nipple and they literally lift up the breast by pulling on the top
of the bologna!!! They are called shapers for good reason because they
took my pendulous, flabby, wide boobs and sort of shaped them into a
nice ball and put them back up where they were decades ago. What is
great is that they come in sizes to fit up to a DDD cup. Even though I
wear a 36 DDD at Victoria’s Secret, I get the DD shaper and it is
perfect. I find these are sized more like a traditional bra, like
Maidenform or Wacoal whereas Victoria’s Secret is more vanity sized to
make everyone seem voluptuous! If you have wide boobs like me, you can
pull them in toward the middle to make cleavage which is nice.
Coincidently,
I bought the breast shapers for a friend, just because I thought she
would like them. Turns out she loves them but not for the same reasons I
do. You see, she suffers from fibromyalgia so she has a lot of
pain…all over. She finds it unbearable to wear even the lightest bras
because she can’t handle the feeling of the material against her
skin—the straps, the fasteners anything that rubs her skin…she had taken
to wearing loose unstructured clothes so she wouldn’t have to wear a
bra even though that made her feel self-conscious because she has larger
breasts. The Bring It Up Breast Shapers have helped her in so many
ways. They are comfortable because they are gentle, and there are no
areas of pressure to give her pain. I love these shapers for giving my
friend back her wardrobe and sanity. But I must selfishly confess…the
Bring It Up Breast Shapers have helped me get my groove back…BAM…I have
always wanted to say that!